My mind hath spewed forth...

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I love this commercial.

I’m a teenage girl. My BFF Becky texts and says she’s kissed Johnny. Well that’s a problem cause I like Johnny. Now, I’m emotionally compromised and… whoopsies. I’m all OMG, Becky’s not even hot.

11.07.10 ♥ 8078

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“ Sleep is a wholly inadequate substitute for caffeine.

11.04.10 ♥ 0

“ Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he’s going to look up there anyway?

— Erin

10.20.10 ♥ 0

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This is in the bathroom of my office complex, lol.

10.18.10 ♥ 0

bahahaha!! i almost peed.

@atticwindow

randomdaydream:

I don’t understand why my period makes me want to have all teh sex. It’s like my ovaries are like, “We can’t pay the rent!” and my body is like, “You must pay the rent!” and my libido swoops in and says, “I’ll pay the rent!” Like my body is screaming, “NOOOO! THE EGGS ARE ESCAPING!!!” so my libido is like, “I’ll save the eggs!” Last ditch attempt to knock me up or something.

I think I just laughed so hard that one of my ovaries popped out. =3