June 2011
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This is the tale of undead Jack Sparrow!
Caroline: ...but if jack sparrow was immortal/undead/cursed in the first movie, how did he get drunk off the rum?
Me: undead rum?
Caroline: IT MAKES NO SENSE
Me: it makes perfect sense if the rum is undead.
Caroline: the rum can never be undead
Me: this is the tale of undead jack sparrow!
Caroline: PIRATES SO UNDEAD, THAT THEY NEVER DIE!!
Me: its a mystical quest, caroline. the rum can, indeed, be undead.
Caroline: is it a mystical quest to the isle of tortuga?
Me: ...indeed.
Caroline: davy jones locker, what lies in store?
Me: roflawl
Caroline: giant squid
Hey!
I havent updated in a while. I have other accounts in other places ive busy with :) Hey!
May 2011
3 posts
O HAI!
March 2011
7 posts
Paper Flower Key Holder / Mark Montano | Fiskars →
My current #1 reason why pregnancy sucks...
Having to make frequent use of public restrooms. Ick.
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Whirl-it&lampshade - Whirl-it lampshade - free DIY... →
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pretty awesome: beatriz →
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Art Inspired Outfits III - Polyvore →
I like clothes and art, so this made me happy :)
So sick of being so fucking bored.
February 2011
6 posts
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The Lovers Chair (by @baekdal) #design →
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http://flavorwire.com/152378/20-amazing-artist-insp... →
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Compromise is where no one gets what they want.
Haven’t posted here in a great while.
January 2011
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Natalie Portman is pregnant
Join the club, Natalie. Join the club.
randomdaydream:
Natalie Portman is pregnant with her first child and is engaged to Benjamin Millepied, the choreographer of “Black Swan.”
link.
December 2010
4 posts
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Look, theres letters flying through space. One day we’re gonna be...
– Jean P
bah. baaaaaaaaaahhhh.
bah.
November 2010
7 posts
I hate people that are always trying to get over on other people, and view everything as a payday. Stop being sheisty.
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She totally hijacked my train of thought and planted a bomb.
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Im having a really bad day today. Bad from the start, rotten to the core. Im trying so hard to get happy today and its just not happening. I hate everything. Dammit.
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Ai Weiwei: sunflower seeds at the tate modern →
Millions of handmade, hand painted sunflower seeds covering the floor at the Tate Modern. Insane!
“As the eleventh commission in the tate modern’s unilever series, chinese conceptual artist ai weiwei has filled the museum’s turbine hall with millions of life-sized sunflower seed husks made out of porcelain. the collective effort of a number of specialists from jingdezhen,...
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Sleep is a wholly inadequate substitute for caffeine.
October 2010
36 posts
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Hmm...
How the hell is a 6 yr old kissing another 6 yr old “sexual” harassment?? I feel like if the kids are under 10, how the hell is it “sexual.” A little peck on the cheek and the little girl didnt mind? Its cute! Its not like he whipped out his little winky and put it on her or anything, sheesh.
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I’m a slut because I’ll wear shorts and a tank top. I’m a bitch because I don’t let you push me around. I’m a liar because I won’t tell you everything. I’m stupid because sometimes I’m wrong. I’m ugly because my face isn’t perfect. I’m a whore because I like boys. I’m annoying because I’m not chill enough. I’m a loser because I’m not friends with your group. I’m fake because most of the time I’m...
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